Today while brainstorming money making ideas the random thought that flitted through my brain was "hmmmmm, if I was a guy I could sell my sperm."
I get a lot of mail about the random thoughts that I post in the sidebar directly under the "about me" section.
So I thought I'd put up a post where people could read through all of my random thoughts and then comment on their favorites.
[this is it ……just in case that part wasn't clear]
To kick things off, here are a few of my personal favorites:
One of the advantages of living in this day and age is that you can get after factory parts at fairly reasonable prices. I recently had an anti-blurt button installed. First dates and interviews go a LOT smoother now......
I do have a dark side. A deep down, dark, bloody clawed, dribbly fanged dark side. I keep it locked in my sock drawer.
The other day I was bored. I'm NEVER bored. I was pretty sure it was the first sign of the apocalypse......
My dream is to be welcomed with open arms by people who love and accept me for who I really am.
Maybe I'll join the circus......
I'm not going to riff on Jesus....I like Jesus...and Buddha...he's cool. In fact, I like to think that had the two met they would have sat down for a nice chat and some pie.....lots of pie.
I love having a skeleton. I tried going without, but I didn't like just puddling on the ground.
It's nice when a friend cares enough about you to be petty on your behalf. Not necessarily good karma for them, but nice for you all the same.
I like to go through life leaving a little sparkly trail of joy.....like tinkerbell.
[waves her tiny tinkerbell wand and goes off to do something sparkly…..]