I do have a dark side. A deep down, bloody-clawed, dribbly-fanged dark side. I keep it locked in my sock drawer.
In the holiday season sometimes things can look a bit bleak. So I wanted to take a dark moment and turn that frown upsidedown. What follows is a list of the #1 good reason not to commit suicide depending upon your personality type:
-OCD: What if you forgot to turn off the iron?
-Driven by guilt: Who'll clean up the mess?
-Procrastinator: It can always get worse, wait for tomorrow
-Control Freak: People will touch all your stuff
Yes, this was written and posted by me, the sparkly happy go lucky Karen…..but as a word of explanation….. I AM operating on little to no sleep. My upstairs neighbors got a drum kit for Christmas and it's set up DIRECTLY over my bed.
For all the devious minded folks who read me…..I'm taking suggestions for untraceable poisons….not ones that KILL mind you…..just ones that make the hands not be able to hold drumsticks after oh say…… 11:00pm.