My daughter just offered to cut my hair for me. I've been unable to get in to see my hairdresser and it's incredibly long.
[For those of you requiring exactitude ..... it's currently four inches long and for optimum stickupiness about two and a half inches is good]
I think it's VERY sweet of her to offer, but since she has no haircutting experience whatsoever I am naturally a bit trepidatious.
I mentioned her offer and our lack of actual haircutting scissors to a friend on the phone and he said
"Well can't she just use a weed whacker?"
He's soooooooo getting coal in his stocking.