Yesterday I needed to go off to buy a light bulb and some sugar. The light bulb is one of those round tube lights and it's about a foot in circumference.
I took it out of the fixture and left it lying by my front door to take with me so I'd be sure to buy the right replacement.
Then when I saw it later it looked to me like I'd set a trap for a burglar. One where if he/she stepped into it he/she would be flung to the ceiling upside down.
I liked that idea so much that I wanted to see if my foot would fit inside the bulb.
It did, and I'd just like to ask…. if anybody's in the neighborhood…..
Could you please come cut me down?
[oh, and bring a 5# bag of sugar]