Tuesday, August 17, 2010

I woke up giggling with this in my head....


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16 comments:

Karen from Mentor said...

I thought I had it out of my system after I told laura about it, but apparently not.

I blame the monkeys...

Happy Tuesday everybody.
:0)

Alan W. Davidson said...

...and happy Tuesday to you!

My mind is bending backwards thinking about that one. Naughty monkeys.

Kris said...

Wow! You're hysterical even in your sleep! LOL!

For some reason that makes me think of a good slogan for a chiropractor with clients in Hollywood. "Aligning the Stars."

I like yours much better though!

Karen from Mentor said...

Oh I like Aligning the Stars Kris. I can just see that on a business card.

*big grin*

Karen from Mentor said...

Bending over backwards around monkeys could be a risky situation Alan. Especially with all of the carelessly discarded banana peels laying about.

I gave them a bucket for food scraps and what do they do with it?

They wear it on their heads.

Or even worse? They wait until I'm asleep and use it as a drum.

Damn monkeys.

Marisa Birns said...

Monkeys are wonderful family to have. Look at Tarzan.

And they jam at night?

You are so lucky you wake up giggling. I wake up to the garbage truck driver yelling to a driver blocking the driveway, "Yo! Get your f#$*&^% car out of the way.

Gracie said...

Not only is it perfect for a new kind of therapy practice/business, it can also be a new ABC reality show.

The monkeys can be the judges. But first they'll have to sign a contract saying they won't date the patients/clients/contestants.

And the losers who get voted off? They get the bucket of scraps. (Sloppy leftovers...)

xx

Karen from Mentor said...

Gracie? I blame the monkeys for your comment.

Karen from Mentor said...

and Marisa's...


*Hugs you both and grins hugely*

Laura Eno said...

You really need to send some monkeys to Marisa...or a contortionist-chiropractor.

Gracie has obviously borrowed them for too long already...if you know what I mean.

As for you, I don't think anything will help you, Karen, except - no, I can't say that here.

Karen from Mentor said...

giggling at Laura... goes off to see if she said whatever it was in an email...

Why do I suddenly hear the sound track to Miami Vice?

*hugs Laura, hands her a banana*

Marisa Birns said...

You handed Laura a banana? Now, she may be many things including AWESOME writer, but she's no monkey!

Told the sanitation driver this morning that I was sending you and your monkeys to deal with his potty mouth. He waved to me. What a sweet thing to do considering that his hand was bandaged and only one finger was free.

Karen from Mentor said...

It's amazing how often that injury occurs to sanitation workers. It must be like carpal tunnel for typists. Job related malady.

I handed Laura a banana because I like to type the word. It's even more fun to say it. And if you say banana while imitating a fog horn.... Hours of enjoyment...

Try it Marisa, you'll see what I mean.

John Wiswell said...

Let me crack your bones, Karen. It'll feel alright inside.

Karen from Mentor said...

*singing*

Waaaaaaaayyyyyy down inside....

[I do a hellava Zeppelin impression]

Laura Eno said...

Have another banana...it's from Jezebel...

*whistles softly*