A friend just emailed me that someone won 123 million dollars but hasn't come forward to claim it because the lottery ticket was purchased in an adult store.
The idea of that gives rise to so many questions….
I think I'd claim the prize in costume [masked] and ask the lottery commission not to release my name.
On the flip side….
If this is someone who might be in the market for amour…..claiming the giant check IN THE STORE in front of a bunch of jiggly leather things and posting the photo on the web could conceivably attract the kind of companion they might be looking for..... [they'd be broke in a month....and probably dead...but the corpse would be smiling]