I woke up laughing at 4:00am this morning because I was having a dream that I was running with my dog, a Springer Spaniel by the way, and he got hot and tired and needed a drink. He also needed to be carried, but that's beside the point as is the fact that for a while I was on a horse while running beside him and the reins on the horse kept spooling out like the tongue on a cartoon wolf when he sees a pretty girl walk by and his eyes bulge and his tongue rolls out onto the floor accompanied by an ah-oo-gah sound.
A) I don't have a dog
B) You'd think that since it was MY dream I'd be able to find some frickin water for my thirsty dog
C) The whole thing was set to Sammy Hagar singing "I can't drive fifty-five"
D) My only conclusion is that I was channeling someone else's subconscious last night